ALOHA LOYANG
Bungalow 10 Jacana but we made a mistake and went to Terrace 10 Juniper instead. No wonder there were so many 'small people', scared the hell out of us.

Day 1
Hardly anyone when we reached there. Watched them play mahjong and gradually learnt how to play. Went to search for bicycle kiosk, walked from Loyang to Pasir Ris and the idiotic bicycle kiosk's at Costa Sands Resort. By the time we reached there, the shop's gonna close. Damn it. Returned to our bungalow and Wong was there already, playing mahjong.

Pot Luck wasn't exactly nice. I'm surprised I didn't have stomach upset.

8 o'clock: "You can switch on your air con now." FINALLY.
10 o'clock: Xilei came. PILLOW FIGHT. Everyone almost died.
Games and chat and games and chat.
1 something: "Hiya, go sleep!"
Few minutes later: "Cannot lah! I'm hungry!"
2 something: Ate Mamee
Around 3: "Sleep liao lah!"
4.30: "Wake up wake up! Sunrise! Hurry!"

We missed the sunrise.

Had egg for breakfast, Jing and I slept like pigs until Amazing Race. Came in 2nd last. We had water games, Commando Attack, or something like that. But what spoils the whole thing is, we're supposed to AVOID the water. Idiot.

Dunked into the pool with Jing. THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL FUN.

Had a bath and Jing and I slept like pigs again.

At don't know what time the teachers came, but we were still sleeping.

"Wake up, wake up! Teachers here liao!"

Okay, BBQ was a total failure.
i) We had a lack of charcoal.
ii) The chicken wings hate us, they just wouldn't cook!
iii) The satay have something against us too.
iv) The otah has turned sour.
v) The teachers sat there while we worked like hell. But nevermind, we can't complain, coz it's Teacher's Appreciation Night.

TEACHERS' APPRECIATION NIGHT
Acted out our AWARD-WINNING skit, though it was a total mess and had to REWIND.

TEACHERS' AWARDS

Mrs GOBI, crowned Mrs Empathy.
-"I've failed to teach the class to empathise with others." Or rather, with her.

Mr WONG, crowned Mr Quadrant 2.
-Who goes round saying, "you are stressed coz you never live in Quadrant 2."
This reminds me of the time when I was asking him for the plan of the school and he said, "What about Quadrant 2? Why didn't you ask for it earlier?"

Miss LAI, crowned Ms Alright.
-She always starts the class with, "Alright girls..."

Mrs SHERWOOD, crowned Mrs Save-Wood.
-"And the deforestation and the blah blah blah..."

Mr SOH, crowned Mr Big Brain.
-"Wo shi zhong er de DAO NAO."

Mr PHEE, crowned Mr Cannot-Run-Behind-Me.
-"Whoever runs behind me will have to run one more round."
I almost became his victim.

Miss PRAVEENA, crowned Miss Positive.
-She and her atom joke. Once there were two atoms, and they were walking in a park. One of the atoms lost their electrons and the other asked, "are you sure?" He answered, "I'm positive."

Mr IMRAN, crowned Mr Cackle.
-He gets the whole class laughing with his laughter. HA HA HA.

Mr Foo, crowned Mr Wabiwasabi.
-"It's the PERFECTION of IMPERFECTION."

There's still a few teachers left, but those are not very significant, so I'll just leave them out. But there's one very SIGNIFICANT teahcer who's not crowned: Zheng Wei Liang Xian Sheng. He hates us like we hate him. We were all mean to him. Well, when we invited him to the chalet, he asked, "Wo shou huan ying ma?" But we were REALLY mean.

We tried getting Mrs Gobi to dance with us but she wouldn't coz the teachers were there. Mr Imran and Mr Soh pretended to leave and they started a very lame convo.
Imran: "Are we teachers?"
Soh:" No, we are not. We are just friends."
Imran: "Yes friends."
They have lame convos here and there but I can't remember everything. We are so gonna miss them.

They had their farewell speeches and Mrs Gobi pointed June out, coz of her SLOW-MOTION FALL with her SLOW MOTION "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...." with our SLOW MOTION RESPONSE to help her off the floor. I didn't realize that we are FAMOUS for our LOUDNESS and ROWDINESS, until Mr Wong and Mrs Gobi pointed that out too.

So sad to see them leave. ):

DAY 3
12.00 am: Chatted until 2 am about dreams and crushes and alot of rubbish. We didn't pause abit, that's quite amazing for us. June, Jing and Xilei went back to the room first, only to run out and scream hysterically moments later because of Xiao Qiang. Ben was chasing Xiao Qiang and Xiao Qiang was chasing Xilei and Xilei was chasing June. They scared the living out of Elisa, FT and me. CRAZY PEOPLE AT CRAZY TIMES. Ben murdered 3 Xiao Qiangs in total and Jing murdered a baby one. And I actually bathed with one of them on Day 1. I found half a cockroach case one Day 3. DISGUSTING.

Woke up at 8, checked out, missed the bus and had to wait for an hour, visited the arcade and I slept like a pig when I reached home. And then she tells me, "Your father lost his job."